My personal 'favorites' of tonight:
War = "path to safety"
Leading us away from the "apparatus of terror" (in case we had any doubts about Bush's ability to use the thesaurus on his computer
His kind message to Iraqi citizens that included important instructions: "Do not destroy oil wells." Clearly, this war has nothing to do with US oil interests.
Kevin suggested we go throw oranges at him in honor of the orange alert.
War = "path to safety"
Leading us away from the "apparatus of terror" (in case we had any doubts about Bush's ability to use the thesaurus on his computer
His kind message to Iraqi citizens that included important instructions: "Do not destroy oil wells." Clearly, this war has nothing to do with US oil interests.
Kevin suggested we go throw oranges at him in honor of the orange alert.