pipes!

[terrypurple73]

So Tuesday night you all would have heard about this if the entry I typed hadn't deleted itself. But the part of Tuesday night's story involved a pipe in my bathroom breaking, water spewing itself some in the bathroom, and a lot down in the basement. Wahoo! So the plumbers came yesterday and fixed it, and we got water again, and we were pleased. So TONIGHT, we went down to the basement, and ANOTHER pipe was broken. Yes, reminiscent of what apparently happened here last year, the pipe broken was the POOP PIPE. Not everyone can say their basement smells like shit and MEAN IT.

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[beekyinchair.livejournal.com]

Yes, most people can't say that about their basement but most people also can't talk about the POOP PIPE as a part of their day. Consider yoursel special...or something

[terrypurple73.livejournal.com]

i am special and you are BAD LUCK. the last two times you've been over the pipes have broken! bad beeky!

[beekyinchair.livejournal.com]

I believe the expression is bad baxa, not bad beeky. And in my defense, I have been over to your house plenty of times and no POOP PIPES have busted. So there. Maybe it is the dynamic combination of the two of us in the house at the same time that causes the POOP PIPE to bust. Our combined energies are just too much for the POOP PIPE to handle. Maybe? Who knows. The point is that you smell a lot and this just adds on to the bad smellingness that is you. And also, there are no spoons in your house big enough for your big, canteloupe size mouth. I just wanted to make you aware of that fact, I figured in the craziness of the POOP PIPE busting you might forget about it.

[manabanana.livejournal.com]

i think the real problem is that you both SMELL BAD. Jeffy didn't kiss either of you, did he? :) Eat my non-poop smelling shorts! hahaha.

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[terrypurple73.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but I get to take Jeffy to a dance, and his tongue on the window was originally intended for ME, not you. Remember the part where he asked you guys to look the other way? Yeah! ;)

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[manabanana.livejournal.com]

oh well you're not fun. at least i felt his tongue ;-) or, quasi-felt it.

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[terrypurple73.livejournal.com]

I'll quasi-feel YOU! or something. ;)

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[terrypurple73.livejournal.com]

I had indeed forgotten about my mouth size. Thanks so much for reminding me. With all my energy, there was just too much on my mind. You're so sweet to keep me reminded.
I'm calling you after the play gets over tonight and we can play.